Your Data, stored securely in our cloud.

Need a hosted solution for vaccumDB? Enter vaccumDB Enterprise, your one stop shop for ensuring security of your data
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Why Enterprise?

Thanks to our latest intern hires, we loose our production database DAILY! And, no we don't back it up

Our infrastructure puts GDPR Compliance first, and your data second, ensuring that you can only access it within the EU or something idk

All stored data, when purposefully deleted is deleted twice, then HyperAged™ 10 Times (or as many as you require), ensuring it's actually dead.

Feature	Description	Enterprise Benefit
Cloud Sync™	Seamlessly sync your data between instances.	All data is regularly cleared by Interns and their Pet LLMs.
Whitespace as a Service (WaaS)	Tracks, unoptimizes, and bills any unused storage.	All of your profit are belong to us.
SLA Guarantee	Service Level Agreement	100% Guaranteed Oblivion.
Premium Compression™	Compresses data to save storage space.	100% compression rate ensuring your data is as efficient as possible… at disappearing.
Distributed Absence Layer	Coordinates all copies (digital and physical) to ensure no copy survives replication.	Data go bye explodes.
Quantum Deletion Protocol™	Ensures the deletion of your data twice, then HyperAges it.	Deletes all deletions indefinitely, forever.
Void Telemetry™	Measures exactly how much nothing there is.	Get real-time statistics showing how much of the void is in use.